Hump Day
Have we trashed our morals completely, or have we already lowered ourselves to the point where we’re being preached to by a dumpster? Why not both? Before we get TOO carried away, “Do Not Hump” refers to a commonly-used practice used at rail yards to sort rail cars and assemble trains. Cars with sensitive and/or delicate contents should not be humped. Well that’s no fun, is it? (image via Matthew Bietz)
Down & Dirty
Dirt is a four-letter word… so bring it on! Or bring it “only” as the sign says – coincidentally, “only” is also a four-letter word. Confused? You won’t be, after this episode of Soap. Also, no soap please, this dumpster demands dirt only and soap (yet another four-letter word) is not welcome here. (image via romana klee)
Privacy Please!
We don’t know about you, but dumping in public is something we try to avoid. Sometimes, though, there’s no public option and we end up with these hoity-toity exclusive dumpsters only accessible to One Percenters. Hmm, you’d think a bunch of millionaires could afford a better-looking dumpster! (image via teofilo)
The Undumpster
Even dumpsters can have identity crises and this one spells it right out for all the world to see. So then, if this snooty dumpster turns it’s figurative nose up at trash, what exactly is its purpose? Or re-purpose, perhaps as the world’s most miserable swimming pool. That’s one way to make dumpster diving slightly more respectable. (image via the.Firebottle)
Snap Shop
OK, this has to be the Worst Photography Store EVAR… seriously, what a dump! What’s that you say? It’s a dumpSTER? Fine, whatever, we were SO close. With that said, why would anyone STOP if they don’t have cameras, contrary to the spray painted call-out? Seems pretty stupid to us… maybe they only have cardboard? (image via Orthoboric)
Think these dumpsters aren’t discriminating enough? Check out Dump Luck: 10 Indispensable ‘No Dumping’ Signs!

