Free drugs and weapons? Take a number, pal, and try not to shoot up (or shoot, period) while you’re waiting in line. Surprisingly, perhaps, there are no police on duty here. One might even call it a Duty Free Area. (image via William Clifford)
Really, “don’t risk it”? Looking at this sign it would appear the sheep have much more to fear from that red dog – a dog with bees in its mouth and when it barks it shoots bees at you, no less! One of the sheep’s already bought the farm, so to speak, while the rest are shivering with anticipa- OK, more like fear. But hey, you do you – be a die-hard Dogist and parrot the requisite dogma. How safe will you be when your dog barks bees at YOU! (image via Toby Bradbury)
Analog Digital Sign
So is this like a REALLY crowded apartment complex, a numerologist’s shop, or the storefront for a neighborhood numbers racket? We’d ask the mailman but they refuse to deliver there so, yeah. One thing it’s NOT is a bakery, which is too bad ‘cuz everyone just loves crunching the numbers. (image via bob walker)
Bin There, Done That?
“A litter of puppies” sounds so wholesome and joyful… that was then, this is now! Good thing people aren’t trashing critter corpses on a regular basis and – scratch that, they are, to the point where authorities in South Australia have deployed video cameras to try and catch the loathsome litter litterers in the act. Anyone else not want to live on this planet anymore? (image via Michael Coghlan)
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