Last Warning: 12 Bizarre ‘Signs’ Of The Coming Apocalypse

Eight Year Itch

Last Warning: 12 Bizarre ‘Signs’ Of The Coming Apocalypse

If they’re good enough for submariners, they’re good enough for us! What’s that you say? The toilets are on land but have been judged to be second-rate? Good thing these so-called “alternative toilets” are just a hop, skip and a jump away, way on the other side of the harbor. Hope you can hop, skip and jump the full 200 meters (roughly 660 feet) with your legs crossed. Also, it’s been 8 years… nature keeps calling but y’all haven’t been listening. (image via Andrew Bone)

Redundancy Repairs

Last Warning: 12 Bizarre ‘Signs’ Of The Coming Apocalypse

We’re not exactly sure what’s being serviced here but we sincerely hope it isn’t hearing aids. Then again, people have been told for eight years that some substandard toilets have been closed so yeah – “repeat when necessary” is just how they roll way out in rural West Texas. Hmm, do you think they can fix our toilet? (image via DeeAshley)

Unreceptive

Last Warning: 12 Bizarre ‘Signs’ Of The Coming Apocalypse

This may or may not be a photo snapped at an ex-spouse’s nuptials – and that’s all we have to say, as further reminiscing could trigger some disturbing flashbacks (and maybe a cattle stampede). At least we can report that repercussions from the opening of the buffet are still being felt… seismically. (image via Dan Taylor-Watt)

Doll Head Store

Last Warning: 12 Bizarre ‘Signs’ Of The Coming Apocalypse

We’d describe the above sign as being “creepy” but this is one case where a picture is worth a thousand words – all of which are “creepy”. Wonder what the neighbors think of this curious roadside attraction and – oh, it’s not on the roadside, the address is number 37. Presumably number 666 was already taken. (image via Dan Hughes)

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