Feed Your Head
“I wanted to be a jack’o’lantern in a tree, and then I got high”… why not both? That said, you may be wondering what’s with the eerily frozen grin on this preternaturally pale pumpkin? Well, what goes up must come down and unlike Bumbles, pumpkins don’t bounce. (image via Lori L. Stalteri)
When Bush Comes to Shove
Now here’s a Halloween Hack that combines the best of both worlds – ours, and the underworld. The bush isn’t huge, the plastic mini pumpkins are neither deal-breakers nor branch-breakers, and the lack of organic material won’t attract vermin. Hmm, doesn’t this homeowner know what Halloween is supposed to be about? (image via Scott McLeod)
Pyramid Scheme
King Tut had a condo made of stone-a; the Biltmore Estate in Asheville NC’s got a pyramid made of pumpkins-a. The conical edifice isn’t all that tree-like, we admit, but that can be fixed by wiring it up with lights and sticking a star on top. So it shall be written here, so it shall be done! (image via thewebprincess)
This Is Vine
Here’s a new “twist” on the ol’ pumpkin tree. It’s fake, mind you, but it’s gotta be: real pumpkins are just too heavy and real pumpkin vines are about as robust as a wet licorice whip. Hopefully the Great Pumpkin won’t be too offended when it stumbles upon this spooky spiral of ersatz squash lurking in your pumpkin patch. (image via Gamerscore Blog)
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Rake
If only the photographer had gotten there a few days earlier, you’d be marvelling over the sight of a locked and fully-loaded pumpkin tree, ripe fruit bending the branches and… sorry, had a fever dream brought on by too much pumpkin spice everything. At least one still CAN dream, right? Happy Halloween all y’all, and don’t stand under the pumpkin tree with anyone else but me! (image via Selena N.B.H.)
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