Fried PB&J Sandwich
Consider that Elvis’s trademark PB&J sandwich-on-steroids was merely pan-fried… and look how he turned out, barely able to zip up his rhinestone-encrusted jumpsuit. What if The King went whole hog (so to speak) and ordered his PB&J deep fried? One imagines he’d get something like the abomination above… and, not make it outta the Sixties. (image via Ron Dollete)
PB & Olive Sandwich
Why would anyone do this?? Only thing we can think of is the “chef” came down with COVID-19 and was desperate to shock his or her unresponsive taste buds by any means possible. Oh wait, the photo dates from July of 2016 so the only other explanation must be that they were certifiably insane at the time. (image via garlandcannon)
Dirty Diaper Sandwich
Behold the “Dirty Diaper Sandwich”, which consists of “chunky peanut butter and honey on a tortilla” because of course it does. “Looks worse than it tastes,” adds the photographer, although we might have stated “tastes better than it sounds” instead. (image via Shaan Hurley)
PB&J Soap
Ever wanted to eat a PB&J sandwich in the shower? C’mon, we’ve all been there – that’s not a confession, btw. Anyway, now you can have your ca- er, sandwich and eat it too with this scrumptious scrubbin’ soap designed to look like – and smell like – a classic PB&J on white bread. Yeah, maybe don’t bring this scrump-dilly-icious pseudo-sandwich along when you go camping – bears love PB&J too, y’know! (image via soapylovedeb)
Hate the way peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth? Stick around and check out Chews Me: 7 Jaw-Dropping Chewing Gum Alternatives!