Crab-Cracking Chinese Cutie Offers A Shell Deal

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It’s uncertain how the entrepreneurial lass honed her crustacean-crunching skills – air hostesses often have to work with balky seatbelt buckles and calm red-faced, air-rage-prone passengers after all. In any case, she decided to advertise her services online at Taobao.com, China’s largest internet marketplace, and see if anyone took the bait. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amiright?

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So, she sells seafood-shelling services at the seafood restaurant? Indeed she does! These images were taken on August 28th, 2015 at a popular seafood restaurant in Hangzhou. The customer depicted paid the equivalent of $40 to have the lady join him at his table where an abundance of steam crabs (20 in total comprising the “King Meal”) were served. The glove-wearing young lady then proceeded to dismember the crispy critters and serve the meaty morsels one-by-one to the customer – yes, hand-feeding costs extra.

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By the looks of it, the customer enjoyed himself far more than Jerry Seinfeld did when the latter dined on lobster with his date, “Man Hands”. Give the ex-stewardess credit, she applied her shapely woman-hands to the task and emerged a little wealthier, though with sore and reddened hands.

The satisfied customer gladly left good feedback (no pun intended) at the app where the crab-cracker posts her services, thus boosting her chances of gaining more customers in future. Everybody wins, right? Well, everyone except the crabs. (all images and info via SINA.com and SINA English)